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This user was born and lives in the U.S. State of Iowa. 1 This user has visited 1 of the 205 countries in the world. This user has visited 38 of the 50 United States. 38 This user is male. This user has ASD. ADHD This user has ADHD. This user is interested in Botany. This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable. This user is lazy. This user participates in WikiProject Anthroponymy. This user is a participant in WikiProject Plants. This user participates in WikiProject US State Legislatures This user is one of the 4000 most active English Wikipedians of all time. This user is ranked in the top 2000 on the list of Wikipedians by articles created. This user has been on Wikipedia for 4 years, 9 months and 6 days.  34,000  This user has made more than 34,000 edits to the English language Wikipedia.  58  This user has created 58 active articles on the English language Wikipedia.  453  This user has created 453 active disambiguation pages on the English language Wikipedia.  37  This user has created 37 active categories on the English language Wikipedia.  1  This user has created 1 active template page on the English language Wikipedia. This user has been an autopatroller for 9 months, 3 weeks and 5 days. (verify) This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

My life has been changing a lot lately and I've simply lost interest in full-time editing. I'll still be around to check my watchlist and create the occasional article. I may come back in the future, who knows.