User talk:The Master of Mayhem

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If you discover this page is boring, slap me with a trout. If I find your talk page boring, I will slap you with a trout ignore your talk page at all costs. Great...

Any attempts at a personal attack will be reverted and rewarded with a warning. So there. Grow up.

In case you didn't know....

Welcome to my talk page! Here are the rules.

1. All spam/unwanted messages will be DELETED!
2. Please respect my page(s). I am known for carnage.
3. Always sign your posts. Otherwise, I will respond by sending a message saying that I am blind or something.
4. New sections belong to the BOTTOM of the talk page, not the top.
5. Bear in mind that I will respond where a conversation started.
6. Do not ignore the rules. This is not Robot Wars hosting the Series 7 House Robot Rebellion (or the Extreme Series 1 rebellion for that matter).
7. Write properly. It's no use talking to me if it looks like jargon.
8. I usually respond in, at most, 24 hours, unless I am busy with deciding what robot I am crafting out of card, so don't take my impatience after me, or there will be a storm coming your way.
9. I love a bit of humour, so don't be surprised if I am talking about where in Surrey can you find a pair of scissors.
10. And finally, if you are reporting a mistake I made (don't worry, I am not one of the London rioters) please cite the article where the error was made (even better if you provide the diff, 'cos then I'll give you credit for it) so that I don't explode

Is there something wrong, missing, or something that gives you the impression that I am the man-eating shark that killed a Frenchman and a British husband? Discuss the rules here... if you can.

The Master of Mayhem is busy and is going to be on Wikipedia in off-and-on doses, and may not respond swiftly to queries.

User:MWOAP/Wdefcon

view · edit Frequently asked questions Q:Where has my message gone? A:No messages are deleted*, so look in the archives. This talk page is archived on the first of every month, so check there. Q:Why is there a vandalism template on this page? A:It is there because if you don't visit my user page, you can still see the vandalism level. A different template is on my user page. *Except personal attacks.